Steven Wright Quotes

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

Steven Wright

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Slavery exists. It is black in the South, and white in the North.

Andrew Johnson

SlaveryBlackWhiteNorthSouth

Beauty is nature's brag, and must be shown in courts, at feasts, and high solemnities, where most may wonder at the workmanship.

John Milton

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Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

Ambrose Bierce

ExpensiveWouldWhomStateThose

We live in an anaesthetized society.

Tony Snow

LiveSociety

It's always good to see the world; always good to see new places. When I'm sitting at home, one of the great things is when my daughter and I watch TV, and when she sees or hears about a place for the first time, I tell her, 'Daddy's been there!'

Roman Reigns

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Throwaways are OK. When a quarterback throws the ball away in our system, that's a plus. That's a plus decision. That's the way I've always graded it.

Mike McCarthy

DecisionWayAlwaysBallSystemOur

They almost ran me off the road several times. There are so many chances that they take to get the right photo.

Loni Anderson

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I really like being home. I like being comfortable, and I'm not a very dramatic person.

Julia Holter

HomePersonComfortableDramatic

I was a shy and insecure kid and didn't know quite where I fit.

Jason Alexander

KnowShyKidWhereFitQuite

I'd always had an interest in physiotherapy and psychology.

Bob Paisley

AlwaysPsychologyInterestHad

I ventured into fiction in 1988 with 'What Love Sees,' a biographical novel of a woman's unwavering determination to lead a full life despite blindness.

Susan Vreeland

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The only language men ever speak perfectly is the one they learn in babyhood, when no one can teach them anything!

Maria Montessori

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