I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
Steven Wright
Recitation: by Male by Female
It's a very nice thing to have a baby.
Andy Richter
BabyNiceVeryThingNice Thing
The thing is to convince people that a part not written for a Latina woman - or maybe not even written for a woman at all - is a female part. You convince them you can do it.
Ana de Armas
WomanPeopleYou Can Do ItYouEven
Instead, in the absence of respect for human rights, science and its offspring technology have been used in this century as brutal instruments for oppression.
John Polanyi
TechnologyScienceRespectOppression
When I was a kid if I was unhappy, I'd stroke my dog. I was into bringing injured birds into the house, RSPCA activities. And the relationship that you have with animals, you can get that from your children: that unquestioning love and adoration and equal need.
Steve McFadden
DogLoveRelationshipChildrenBirds
Most drummers are covered with a million drums, and everyone is like, 'What are you doing back there?'
Tommy Lee
DoingYouBackEveryoneDrumsLike
I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.
Mike Epps
ComedyDoingBackLeftBeenBills
I think the government, if you measure it in terms of the dollars out the door, about 83 percent of the government stays open in a government shutdown. Social Security checks go out; military still exists. The FBI still chases bad guys. I think the consequences have been blown out of proportion.
Mick Mulvaney
GovernmentDoorThinkYouSecurity
To be honest, acting was something where I got a chance to be somebody else and forget about the situation I was in.
Jason Mitchell
ChanceActingSituationForgetWhere
Websites are kind of useless. There's so much great web content and design out there, but the ways in which they are being experienced are not being maximized.
Dhani Harrison
GreatDesignKindWebsitesUseless
When I started my first blog years ago, I just wanted to share my perspective. For a long time, models had been these mute pretty faces - and I wanted to have a voice.
Coco Rocha
TimePerspectiveVoiceLongFirst
Although it was created with the best of intentions, the federal government's Renewable Fuel Standard (RFS) program has become one of the worst and most costly boondoggles ever foisted on the American public.
Bob Beauprez
BestGovernmentAmericanBecomeMost
The only thing I do is say what everyone else is thinking but doesn't have the guts to say.
Shannon Sharpe
ThinkingSayEveryoneGutsOnly
Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Steven Wright