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Steven Wright Quotes

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Love Doing Ice You Dangerous Frozen

I'd always been quite wary of doing a romantic comedy. They all seem the same to me.

Romantic Me Comedy Doing Always

You can be committed to Church but not committed to Christ, but you cannot be committed to Christ and not committed to church.

Church You Cannot Committed Christ

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Man Finance Communism Capitalism

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

Time Think Intentions Never Real

Rebecca Black might sing like a robot, but that's just proof she has evolved beyond us. Her vocal is just a slightly exaggerated version of the robot glitch-twitch stutter that's been mainstream pop vocalese for the past 10 years or so.

Past Black Beyond Robot She Years

You get fed up watching shows with not much care and love, reality programmes where they put people in a house for a fortnight and film them doing everything, or where participants arrive after lunch and do the programme at six.

Love People Lunch Care Reality You

I admire people who are creative.

Creative People Admire Who

I'd be all for everybody keeping their sidearms if they're in the military and on a military installation. That's something we need to get back to.

Back Military Need Something Get

Wars such as those which have occurred in Iraq only allow hatred, violence and terror to proliferate.

Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero

Violence Hatred Only Allow Those

During the 1990s, luxury became something exclusive and elitist. I think fashion got lost. It forgot about craft and culture.

Jonathan Anderson

Culture Fashion Think Luxury Lost

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility.

Responsibility Eating You Down Stop

I'm definitely stereotyped, and I'm very okay with that.

Okay Very Definitely

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