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John Oliver Quotes

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: April 23, 1977

Topics

Time Think Intentions Never Real

I'm the unknown everyone's already sick of.

Jessica Chastain

Sick Unknown Everyone

I'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like.

Shopping Will Something Like Around

Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.

Jennifer Aniston

Luck Out Where Here Computer Really

I wanted to dress cool, and get all the ladies.

Dress Cool Get Wanted Ladies

People get really turned off by feminism.

People Feminism Get Off Really

America needs a restart. It has long devoted its energies to solving its many big problems - unequal opportunity, crumbling infrastructure, lagging education, inadequate training in a changing economy, and threats to peace around the world.

Stanley A. McChrystal

Education Opportunity Peace Training

I used to be a major people pleaser, but that way purgatory lies.

People Way Used Lies Pleaser Major

Being educated in the United States gave me a good understanding of American culture. I think I got a lot of influence from the entrepreneurial mind in the United States.

Good Culture Mind Me Think American

We never know, believe me, when we have succeeded best.

Miguel de Unamuno

Best Me Believe Know Never

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

Growing Up Face Remember I Can Up

When I met people they said, 'You do look like a hobo, but you smell really good.'

Good People You Look Said Smell

People used to pooh-pooh the idea of a check-in, saying that this wasn't interesting. But when you have 3 billion of those data points, you can take any latitude and longitude anywhere in the world, and I'll tell you what is interesting now, 20 minutes from now, and 6 hours from now.

People World Saying Interesting Data

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