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Steven Wright Quotes

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Look Circus Casual Head Guy Like

I like to remember phone numbers because it keeps your brain active. If you don't use it, you lose it.

Brain Remember You Lose Phone Your

So my attorneys brought litigation in the U.S. federal courts. The judge ruled in our favor.

Judge Favor Litigation Our Attorneys

I come to work with a smile and I leave with a laugh, and I'm so grateful.

Work Smile Grateful Laugh Leave

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Funny Health Food People Need Eat

Like 90 percent of Ivy League professors, Hollywood celebrities, and late-night TV hosts, the media are also all in for Obama's 'transformative change' and 'social justice.' They've never met a race card slander they didn't like.

Change Justice Media Social Justice

All I want, and I think all any parent with a semblance of a moral psychology wants, is for my kid to have his own experience, uninhibited.

Robert Downey, Jr.

Experience Think Parent Moral Want

I think there's the apparent lack of subtlety and sort of make-believe anti-sensibility connected with American art. I think this is a style, and it does relate to our culture, and I think it would be anachronistic maybe to pretend to be involved with subtle changes and modulations and things like that, because it's really not part of America.

Roy Lichtenstein

Style Art Culture Think American

For me, iPad 2 and tablets in general are really exciting from a front-facing camera perspective, making those short video clips where you're talking about where you are or what you're interested in, and your face fills up the entire screen.

Perspective Me Face Short Talking

My actual biggest claim to fame is that - basically, this sounds awful and really pretentious - but my Twitter is verified. And if you're already verified on Twitter, then your Vine is automatically verified.

You Fame Vine Claim Pretentious

Whoever's president I'm not going to be short on material.

Short President Going Material

TV likes you to talk about the superficial.

You Talk Superficial Likes TV About

The style of the Bible in general is singularly adapted to men of every class and grade of culture, affording the child the simple nourishment for its religious wants, and the profoundest thinker inexhaustible matter of study.

Style Culture Men Simple Child

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