Steven Wright Quotes

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

Steven Wright

Recitation: by Male by Female

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ThoughtsSomeonePennyWorthYou

I worked check-to-check, worked in dead-end jobs my whole life before I got into stand-up, and even during stand-up, I was working at a retail job and Starbucks, all those places.

Jermaine Fowler

LifeJobStarbucksPlacesRetail

Always trying new things is always more fun, and it can be scary, but it's always more fun in the end.

John Krasinski

New ThingsFunEndTryingNewMore

Companies like Pinterest and Twitter did not become sensations because of Google search but because of the many ways users find out about great sites.

Marvin Ammori

GreatSearchFindBecomeGoogleOut

As the purpose of comedy is to correct the vices of men, I see no reason why anyone should be exempt.

Moliere

MenPurposeComedyWhyReasonSee

There is nowhere in the four Gospels where Jesus uses the word 'homosexual.'

Michael Moore

NowhereWhereFourWordJesusUses

I believe that I've improved a lot as a player and a person, because being surrounded by great players on a daily basis helps your development out on the pitch.

Luka Modric

DailyGreatBelievePersonI Believe

Part of me becomes the characters I'm writing about. I think readers feel like they are there, the way I am, as a result.

Louis Sachar

I AmMeWritingThinkFeelResult

Having patience is one of the hardest things about being human. We want to do it now, and we don't want to wait. Sometimes we miss out on our blessing when we rush things and do it on our own time.

Deontay Wilder

PatienceTimeBlessingWaitWant

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Drew Carey

WomenMeYouLookSexKnow

As in many other industries, the luxury fashion consumer increasingly desires to put a personal stamp on important purchases.

Aslaug Magnusdottir

FashionLuxuryImportantPersonal

Larger deficits are necessary and proper means to mitigate unemployment as the far greater evil in terms of human welfare.

William Vickrey

EvilHumanWelfareUnemploymentFar

Once we as doctors are entrusted with the well-being of our patients and their children, it is our duty to take action, to be selfless, and fulfill our obligation to the service of others. I did so willingly, and it brought me great joy throughout my professional career. However, I always had a desire to do more.

Phil Gingrey

ChildrenGreatServiceJoyMe

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