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Steven Wright Quotes

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Memory Bad Conscience Clear Sign

A critic once described me as an 'amiable beanpole.' I got it printed on a T-shirt.

John Gordon Sinclair

Me T-Shirt Critic Got Once Printed

Everyone is different, and every relationship is different, and I think the rules can change, and feelings can change. It's not only about who you're with, but also where you are in your own life and your own process.

Andrew Rannells

Life Change Relationship Think You

I'm a total 'Project Runway' junkie. I also watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians.'

Project Runway Up Watch Total Also

I think that there is a difference between men and women as a warrior and a nurturer... It's innate.

Women Men Think Warrior Difference

When I made 'Terminator 3,' I learned something about directing actors to behave like robots. And one of the key things I learned is that if an actor tries to play a robot, he or she risks playing it mechanically in a way that makes the performance uninteresting.

Jonathan Mostow

Risks Performance Key Robots Play

I remember, when I was a kid, my dad would subscribe to the BMG Music Club, and we got that initial 12 CDs for a penny... I think it was cassettes. Eight CDs or 12 cassettes, something like that.

Music Think Remember Penny Kid Club

Society has changed so dramatically that it's empowered the individual, and technology has a lot to do with that. Years ago, if you had a bad experience at a restaurant, you could complain to the manager. Maybe you could picket. Now, you go online and write a review that may go viral.

Technology Experience Society You Go

I always thought when I hit 50 years old that'd be it for the travel. I don't have to tell you - you wait at an airport, your flight's delayed, get on a 14-hour flight, get off, get stuck in traffic, you get to the hotel and the room service is closed.

Service Travel Wait Thought Hotel

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

Phyllis Battelle

Black Bride Wedding Soda Her Scotch

There are all sorts of despicable people who journalists have done interviews with, and it's been useful. Isn't more information better than less information?

People Better Information Done More

I don't know how I do it, I really don't.

Know How Really

If I'm on my own, I'll speak to 'Monkey' to generate new stuff for the act. I mean, I don't do it for moral support, although I wouldn't say that's out of the question. In fact, I could do it, I might do it... yes, I think I should actually start doing it more.

Support Start Speak Think Doing New

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