Steven Crowder Quotes

To a straight man, the notion of walking around as a coiffed, waxed, nail-polish-wearing, lispy dude is uproariously absurd. As people, we find absurdities funny. That's our first step in making sense of them.

Steven Crowder

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: July 7, 1987

Topics

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I can't write without a reader. It's precisely like a kiss - you can't do it alone.

John Cheever

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Hopefully, next year if we can get everything sorted out and together.

Mel B

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I am just a thorn in everybody's side.

John McAfee

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Donald Trump has shown us his dark heart, has shown us his racism.

Ana Navarro

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To want friendship is a great fault. Friendship ought to be a gratuitous joy, like the joys afforded by art or life.

Simone Weil

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You have the women sitting on the left and the men sitting on the right. Everything is to keep your mind focused on God... To me the most beautiful thing anyone on earth can experience, other than maybe marriage and child-bearing, would be the Orthodox Liturgy.

Troy Polamalu

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When you set a goal, it's a personal thing, and that goal should be very big, hairy and audacious.

Tony Bates

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Anthologizing is a dusty sport, half antique hunting and half literary gossip fest, and I love it.

Michael Sims

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When I was five, six, I drew myself as a cat a lot, because I was obsessed with cats. And then, as soon as I took my first riding lesson, I started drawing horses.

Lisa Hanawalt

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Black people who want to do comedy go into standup, where our heroes opened a lot of doors. Improv doesn't have a ton of heroes that you can look to.

Jordan Peele

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After high school, I earned a scholarship to play Division I soccer at a small school in North Carolina, but I didn't get much playing time, which forced me to determine who I was beyond the field, something I had previously never had to do.

Clint Smith

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When we launched If WeRanTheWorld, I said to my team, I want us to innovate in every aspect of how we design and operate this as a business venture, as much as the web platform itself - because I want us to design our own startup around the working lives that we would all like to live. Women and men alike.

Cindy Gallop

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