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Steven Crowder Quotes

A prime example of 'turning the other cheek' would be the United States allowing Canada to exist as a country. Sure, we could take over Canada with ease. We'd certainly benefit from conquering a country rich in natural resources and never-ending comedic talent. Instead, we decide to make friends and treat them with the utmost respect.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: canadian
Birth: July 7, 1987

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