Stephen Colbert Quotes

I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album.

Stephen Colbert

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When we talk about 'Sweetback,' yes, it stars the whole black movement, but it's also the first time an independent film made that kind of money and was that successful and taken seriously.

Melvin Van Peebles

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I would love to be on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd love to be on that. A lot of my favorite shows get canceled really early on. I liked 'Twin Peaks.' If I had a time machine I'd be in that.

Matthew Gray Gubler

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Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.

Ambrose Bierce

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I'll always stay connected with Apple. I hope that throughout my life I'll sort of have the thread of my life and the thread of Apple weave in and out of each other, like a tapestry. There may be a few years when I'm not there, but I'll always come back.

Steve Jobs

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For years, my early work with Roger Penrose seemed to be a disaster for science. It showed that the universe must have begun with a singularity, if Einstein's general theory of relativity is correct. That appeared to indicate that science could not predict how the universe would begin.

Stephen Hawking

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We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love.

Sigmund Freud

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Bleak House is just the most astounding piece of work. There's huge, visionary poetry in it.

Simon Callow

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My dad said to me, 'Work hard and be patient.' It was the best advice he ever gave me. You have to put the hours in.

Simon Cowell

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We were five heterosexual, good-looking men. We competed against each other for the sexiest girls... I won.

Simon Le Bon

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Living in France while the Falklands War was going on, I felt a profound sense of shame and betrayal, just as I did by the war in Iraq. People have asked why I don't talk about that directly in my plays. Well, politics needs to be articulated in many different ways.

Simon McBurney

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First and foremost, I enjoy working. I'm not at that level where I can pick and choose anything. When I get hired, I take it, and I'm like, 'Let's go!'

Rochelle Aytes

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We must assimilate the thought that life between death and a new birth is so constituted that everything we do awakens an echo in the environment.

Rudolf Steiner

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