Stephen Colbert Quotes

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.

Stephen Colbert

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Monsanto can do anything they want to you, and put anything they want into your foods. There's nothing you can do about it.

Jesse Ventura

YouWantNothingAnythingYourPut

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Robert Orben

SuccessFailureThink

A good character, like a Gibraltar, will stand against the testimony of all the rascals in the universe, no matter how they assail it. It will stand, and it will stand firmer and grander the more it is assaulted.

Robert Green Ingersoll

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In Europe, the director is the king: it's his vision. It's an auteur tradition.

Stellan Skarsgard

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The last thing an Englishman wants to hear is a man from Brussels trying to imitate his language - you want to hear a different point of view. You may not be able to understand the details, but you can understand the feeling.

Stromae

ManLanguageDetailsViewYouWant

Rewriting isn't just about dialogue; it's the order of the scenes, how you finish a scene, how you get into a scene.

Tom Stoppard

YouFinishDialogueOrderGetJust

I'm feeling around for what happens in a post-'Peep Show' world.

Robert Webb

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Detroit is part of my family and part of my life, my home.

Miguel Cabrera

LifeFamilyHomeMy LifeDetroit

Parents have the ability to screen their children's Internet access at home.

Mike Fitzpatrick

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It is legal because I wish it.

Louis XIV

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Growing up, I had a very normal relationship with my brother and sister. But, over time, they became my best friends, and now I hang out with them all the time. I'm very close with them.

Logan Lerman

RelationshipTimeBestBrotherNow

I've gotten work based on how I look, and I've not gotten work based on how I look. It's all good.

Domhnall Gleeson

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