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Johnny Carson Quotes

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005

Topics

Funny Eating Television Frozen Radio

I was totally dominated and revered my father. I admired everything he did. He was a great sports person. He loved me. I was his only boy at that time, before my brother Billy came along.

Father Sports Great Time Brother Me

I'm not as conscious as I should be about my diet and eating a healthy balance of fruit and vegetables because I do so much exercise. However, I love good grilled fish and Mediterranean/Middle-Eastern salads.

Love Good Balance Fruit Eating Fish

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

Great Time Game Doing Worth I Can

Tightness gets in the way of everything, except tightness.

Way Everything Except Gets

Cats and their owners are on a private, exclusive loop of affection. Thus cats have become symbolic of a community eschewed and a hyper-engagement with oneself. They represent the profound danger of growing so independent in New York that it's not merely that you don't need anyone - it's that you don't know how to need anyone.

Community Cats New York You Know

Adidas is one of the biggest companies in the world. To have a company like that, a mainstream company, a major sports company, to say they want me, it's awesome.

Sports Me World Say Want Awesome

In many ways, the North won the Civil War militarily and then lost the peace. You know, a group of writers, included many Confederate generals, began a school of thought called the Lost Cause in which they began to romanticize the Confederacy.

Peace School War Thought You Know

We know there are terrorists communicating with individuals in the United States. We just can't see what they're saying.

Saying Know See United Just States

People don't think of cello as a rock instrument, really, and we want people to know all the possibilities that the cello can offer.

People Think Possibilities Know Rock

I say the same thing that I've said for decades now, which is: don't go over to Japan trying to change it, thinking that you know better. Go there trying to understand.

Change Thinking Better Trying You

All the writing elements are the same. You need to tell a good story... You've got good characters... People think there's some dramatic difference between writing 'Little Bear' and the 'Hunger Games,' and as a writer, for me, there isn't.

Suzanne Collins

Good People Me Writing Story Think

Anger is as a stone cast into a wasp's nest.

Anger Stone Nest Cast Wasp

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