Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

Jeff Foxworthy

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DayMeWoodsEndGolfBad

The human mind will not be confined to any limits.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Development does not take place in Washington, DC. Development takes place in the rest of the world.

Andrew Natsios

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The idea of appealing to people of a like mind and like spirit always appealed to me.

Robert Smith

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Nixon in 1968, unlike Obama 2008, was elected as a minority president with only 43 percent of the vote. Yet, in 1972, he won what, in some measures, was the most lopsided election in American history with 61 percent.

John Podhoretz

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

Steven Wright

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One of sports journalism's great ironies is that covering an Olympics can be wildly unhealthy. NBC shows athletes in peak health performing on the ice and snow, but not the haggard reporters subsisting for three weeks on stadium starches, cheap beer, deadlines, and little sleep.

Mary Pilon

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I am involved with politics today because of the inspiration I received from Ronald Reagan.

Mike Simpson

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There's been a big spur in downtown development with new business, restaurants and a lot of loft buying. The buses run, and there's a subway that runs through downtown.

Michael Ritchie

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I need my friends, I need my house, I need my garden.

Miranda Richardson

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I believe that, as Americans, our freedoms come from God and not government, and include the rights enumerated in the Declaration of Independence: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Lisa Murkowski

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I don't pretend we have all the answers. But the questions are certainly worth thinking about.

Arthur C. Clarke

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I want to be in a more natural state while doing acting.

Armaan Malik

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