Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Every country has their problems.

John Malkovich

ProblemsCountryEvery

All I want a song to do is just to kind of present an idea.

John Mayer

SongPresentWantKindJustIdea

Once upon a time, I sat in my mother's lap as she turned the pages of Golden Books, and I gradually learned to read.

Michael Dirda

MotherTimeGoldenSheBooksRead

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

Ambrose Bierce

HopePersonSkinUpBonesGive

Hopefully I won't be the last big splash at Under Armour.

Stephen Curry

BigSplashLastHopefullyArmour

I have a problem with beginnings... and endings... and middles. But I don't know what else I would do. I find it very, very difficult to write. It takes everything; it's physically and mentally and emotionally exhausting for me. And my neighbours. And my dog.

Miriam Toews

DogMeProblemFindKnowDifficult

People don't get it. Martial arts is my life.

Mirko Cro Cop

LifePeopleMy LifeArtsGet

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

Josh Billings

WomenMenLostGotMourn

I had spent the summer of 1966 working at MIT in the group that was the MIT component of the Multics effort.

Brian Kernighan

EffortSummerGroupWorkingMITHad

And in terms of their crown jewel legislative achievement: who knew that when asked, 'will government impose a new federal mandate requiring middle class Americans to buy health insurance whether they can afford it or not?' The answer would be 'Yes we can!'

Artur Davis

HealthAchievementGovernmentCrown

Work is work; wherever I'm working, I do the best I can. If the actual dollars come from investors as opposed to taxpayers and patrons, what's the difference?

Twyla Tharp

WorkBestI CanDifferenceWherever

What I love about theatre is that it disappears as it happens.

Lusia Strus

LoveTheatreHappensDisappears

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