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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 6, 1958

Topics

Home Think You Redneck Neighbors

I started as a print reporter.

Started Reporter Print

I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

Love Respect Myself Seriously Try

What's the difference? One guy's the same as the other.

John Mellencamp

Difference Same Guy Other

I was a host and a busboy and a barback.

It isn't that I was born thinking I had to be president. I'm getting a lot of encouragement to run from people across the country. I don't believe this is a rash decision.

Michele Bachmann

Decision People Believe Thinking Run

If you record the world honestly, there's no way people can stop being funny. A lot of fiction writing doesn't get that idea, as if to acknowledge it would trivialize the story or trivialize human nature, when in fact human nature is reduced and falsified if the comic aspects are not included.

Funny Nature People Writing World

When I was 13, my family moved from a suburb of New York City to Miami, Florida, and we moved there the Friday before Labor Day weekend.

Chris Bohjalian

Family Day New York City Miami New

My job in space will be to observe and write a journal. I am also going to be teaching a class for students on earth about life in space and on the space shuttle and conducting experiments.

Christa McAuliffe

Life Job I Am Space Earth Class

I've done eight years as mayor of London. I enjoyed it hugely; it was a massive privilege.

Done Privilege London Years Mayor

To me, America need to clean up their own home before they tell another country about human rights. I'm a primary example. America don't care nothing about human rights.

Anthony Ray Hinton

Home Me Care America Country Need

Death surrenders us totally to God: it makes us enter into him; we must, in return, surrender ourselves to death with absolute love and self-abandonment since, when death comes, all we can do is to surrender ourselves completely to the domination and guidance of God.

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Love God Death Surrender Guidance

I never took acting classes, but I knew I could do it based on the skill with which I lied to my parents on a regular basis!

Parents Acting Skill Never Knew

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