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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 6, 1958

Topics

Car World Doing You She Parking

Many of my books come from what if questions that I can't answer, things that I'm worried about as either a woman, a wife, a mom, an American.

Wife Woman Mom American Questions

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.

People Doing Reason Point Cynical

Film has changed the way we look at the past.

Past Look Way Film Changed

I bring my ukulele everywhere I go, play a little music in the park, always have it with me.

Music Me Play Go Always Park

I don't hate Dane Cook, but I am trying to go after people I think are capable of more.

Hate I Am People Think Trying Go

If you want to retire as a multimillionaire, then you need to start saving as early as you can.

Start You Early Want Need Retire

If bitcoin is more expensive or slower than traditional financial systems, people aren't going to use it.

People Financial More Expensive Than

Women I know are smart, educated, intelligent, capable of doing anything that anybody else can do.

Women Smart Doing Know Intelligent

I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' together.

Love Together Weird Watching Humour

Sometimes people go into my business because they like to drink, which - that's insane.

Business People Go Sometimes Drink

No, only disappointment in myself on those occasions I didn't manage to rise to the occasion as I felt I should've done. I can always see how to do it, and then the challenge is, Can I manage that each and every day?

Myself Challenge Day Disappointment

Please let me assure you, however, that the keen disappointment and regret which I feel in this regard serve only to enhance my profound appreciation of the great honor which you have done me; and my sincere gratitude for your generous action.

Gratitude Great Appreciation Me You

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