Jeff Dunham Quotes

The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using the tongue, upper palate, and teeth only. Those 'difficult' letters are B, F, M, P, V, W, and Y.

Jeff Dunham

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I get huge solace from chaos, especially if someone else is doing it, too, like, 'Thank God it's not just me!'

Jessie Buckley

GodMeChaosThank GodDoingSolace

We saw Jesse Jackson the victim of a smear campaign. People remember the Dean scream that was used against Howard Dean as a peace candidate who was doing well. So, in many ways, the Democratic Party creates campaigns that fake Left while it moves Right and becomes more corporatist, more militarist, more imperialist.

Jill Stein

PeacePeopleFakeDoingRemember

Monsters just outside our peripheral vision are scarier to contemplate than monsters miles away or in someplace only a fool would set foot in.

Andrew Pyper

VisionFoolOutsideMilesMonsters

I'm very much a typical midwesterner, and I don't think the condition is curable.

John Malkovich

ThinkMuchConditionTypicalVery

No one would look at an infant baby asleep, and say 'What a lazy baby!' We know sleeping is non-negotiable for a baby. But that notion is quickly abandoned.

Matthew Walker

BabyLookKnowLazySaySleeping

Every life a legacy, every small business a school.

Michael Gerber

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I definitely do live my life at a different pace now than I used to... I feel like I'm guilty of all the overindulgences of a guy in his 20s and early 30s could've gone through, but I look back on it with great fondness. I don't have a lot of regrets.

Tracy Lawrence

LifeLiveGreatMy LifeLookEarly

Over and over, nature shows that it's a really tough adversary. That's why it's important that we invest in laboratories, disease detectives, research, mosquito control, the public health system around the world to find, stop, track, prevent health threats.

Tom Frieden

NatureHealthResearchControlWorld

All of imagination - everything that we think, we feel, we sense - comes through the human brain. And once we create new patterns in this brain, once we shape the brain in a new way, it never returns to its original shape.

Jay S. Walker

ImaginationBrainThinkFeelCreate

I've been very happy to see some of the success that I've had along the way in opening the eyes of people, especially people who listen to music.

Johnny Mathis

SuccessMusicEyesHappyPeopleWay

I think it's important in a democracy such as ours that we have multiple sources to get news and information and utilize the media only if we want to get a different opinion.

Donna Brazile

DemocracyOpinionThinkMediaNews

Democratic candidates who run from President Obama in red states where he is unpopular are making a big mistake. Their holding Obama at arm's length deprives voters of a clear choice at the ballot box.

Donna Brazile

MistakeRedChoiceRunPresident

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