Jeff Dunham Quotes

What I do for a living is whimsical and fun and ridiculous. I'm supposed to make people laugh. We all have that child in us. For many people, that child gets pushed into a corner. But if you want to be creative, that little kid can never go away.

Jeff Dunham

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CreativeFunChildPeopleLaughYou

To be proud of learning is the greatest ignorance.

Jeremy Taylor

LearningIgnoranceProudGreatest

You need to have a life outside your career.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

LifeYouCareerOutsideNeedYour

What amazes me is that the whole world is fascinated by Kim Kardashian. What's her talent?

Tony Rock

TalentMeWorldHerWholeAmazes

XL is a world class brand with very successful insurance, reinsurance and life reinsurance businesses and I look forward to helping it realize its full potential.

Mike McGavick

LifeWorldForwardBrandPotential

A beautiful thing never gives so much pain as does failing to hear and see it.

Michelangelo

BeautifulPainNeverSeeHearMuch

Comedy is like music - there are genres and styles for every taste. Katy Perry is there for people who like frothy pop music. Metallica is there for people who like head-banging metal. And Susan Boyle is there for... well, I don't who the hell is listening to that freak of nature, but that's not the point. In art, there's something for everybody.

Lisa Lampanelli

NatureMusicArtPeopleListening

The revolutionary process by which all books, old and new, in all languages, will soon be available digitally, at practically no cost for storage and delivery, to a radically decentralized world-wide market at the click of a mouse, is irreversible.

Jason Epstein

ProcessNewWillOldStorageCost

I think a setting is hugely important. I look at setting as a character with its own look, sound, history, quirks, goofy temperaments and moods.

Deb Caletti

CharacterHistoryThinkLookSound

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

Bob Dylan

MusicPeopleFatFolk MusicFolk

There is a kind of thinking in the Church that wants to reduce the priest to a mere functionary, a managing director, where administration rather than doctrine and worship are to determine the form of the Church.

Arthur Middleton

ThinkingChurchKindWorshipWhere

I'm not a crier.

Lindsey Vonn

LifePresentRealityTryingPossible

Deep down, I want to be a big rapper. I want people to love what I'm doing.

Lil Dicky

LovePeopleDeepDoingDownWant

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