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Andy Kindler Quotes

If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 16, 1956

Topics

Good Fun Career Everything Anything

I would love to do a western. I would love to play an explorer. That is always something that has really captured my imagination since I was a kid, like James Cook or Magellan or Earnest Shackleton.

Love Imagination Play Kid Always

Silence is best.

Know that each acre of fallow ought to support yearly two sheep at the least, then a hundred acres of fallow can support two hundred sheep, two hundred acres, four hundred sheep and so on.

Robert Grosseteste

Support Sheep Know Two Four Least

When the book is over, I think of innovative marketing ways to reach to a larger audience. I think wine and cheese book launch parties are a waste.

Book Think Wine Reach Cheese Over

I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything.

Love Day Thought Hotel Everything

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

Out Park Players Like Much Duress

My attempt is to try to broaden the base of the Republican Party, to try to bring in people that can agree and that can disagree on that, because I think the issues that we face about terrorism, about our economy, about the growth of our economy are so important that we have to have the biggest outreach possible.

Growth People Face Think Party Try

The more I think about the Olympics, even from afar, its mere concept stuns me. I can't think of any other line of work where, every four years, people gather to be ranked one, two, and three, then are more or less told to evaporate until the next go-around.

Work People Me Think Three Line

I have disagreements with some and more agreements with others. But that doesn't mean I cannot listen to those I disagree with.

Mohammad Javad Zarif

Others Listen More Mean Disagree

Reinvention is the key to surviving this fashion industry. Madonna is the perfect example of reinvention. She has taken something that is so little and turned herself into a legend by simply never staying the same.

Janice Dickinson

Fashion Key Legend Perfect Never

The Lord called me to plant a church.

Me Plant Church Lord

Governments spend all their time trying to get big companies to relocate their headquarters, and they end up subsidizing the move with tax breaks. And companies that relocate their headquarters are often not meaningful job creators.

Time Job End Trying Tax Meaningful

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