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Jeff Ross Quotes

Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That's always how we're going to get our laughs as comics.

Jeff Ross

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 13, 1965

Topics

Saying Bad First Kid Always Taste

Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore.

Joan Rivers

Reading Pleasure Should Chore

Eddie is a natural leader. Jeff and I have been very much in control of previous bands we've worked in. But the way Eddie grew into being the leader of this band was the most gradual, slow and respectful process that I've ever been involved in.

Stone Gossard

Leader Control Process Slow Way

That's probably a problem for some people in this business, they don't like to listen.

Desmond Harrington

Business People Problem Some People

You see, I was born in the slums, that was before the ghetto. The ghetto was kind of refined; the slums was right there on the ground.

Della Reese

You Born Ghetto Kind Right See

Magic was always my favorite. I think Jordan was the best player ever, but Magic was my personal favorite.

Chauncey Billups

Best Think Magic Personal Always

You know, you cannot be comfortable on a high heel shoes the way you would be in sneakers. But, you know, not everyone wants to be on sneakers. Sneakers are for different purposes.

Christian Louboutin

Shoes You Sneakers Know Way High

I have to recognize that I am agnostic.

Antonio Banderas

I Am Agnostic Recognize Am

My bones are tired from all the tragedy in me.

Peter Krause

Tired Me Tragedy Bones

The consideration of change over the century is about loss, though I think that social change is gain rather than loss.

Penelope Lively

Change Think Loss Social Change Over

Journalism is not what it used to be. I thought it was an important job, but it is not. I'm idealistic, and it pretty much upsets me that negativity sells and that even if I wanted to tell the truth, I wouldn't be able to if my boss does not okay it.

Nithya Menen

Truth Job Boss Me Thought Important

Every person, all the events of your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.

Richard Bach

Life You Choose Person Events Up

Mobile internet will be the single-most defining technology of this century for human development.

Mukesh Ambani

Technology Internet Will Development