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Matt Groening Quotes

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: cartoonist
Nationality: american
Birth: February 15, 1954

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You Want Act Comment Kids Your

America has always fascinated me; it's a country where you can make it from one side to the other with no money, by hook or by crook.

Money Me America You Country Always

I'm the only person in the world that, when he holds down two jobs, gets criticized for it; everyone else gets a pat on the back and say, 'What an entrepreneuring, hardworking person,' but apparently that doesn't apply to me.

Me World Back Down Person Say

After making a movie, maybe you weren't able to shoot many of your ideas, because a movie is only 1 1/2 or two hours long, but TV gives you space to film a lot of things.

Space Ideas Long You Two Shoot

To me, the American Dream is being able to follow your own personal calling. To be able to do what you want to do is incredible freedom.

Freedom American Dream Me American

As with the Pilgrims at Plymouth Rock, the origins of Shearith Israel trace back to a small group of religious freedom-seekers and a treacherous ocean passage to the New World.

Meir Soloveichik

Ocean World Small Back New Rock

People with the strongest and healthiest sense of calling are not obsessed with their calling. They are preoccupied with the Caller.

People Sense Calling Obsessed

We've got to stand up at some point and say, 'We are not gonna pay slavery reparations in the United States Congress.' That war's been fought. That was over a century ago. That debt was paid for in blood, and it was paid for in the blood of a lot of Yankees, especially. And there's no reparations for the blood that paid for the sin of slavery.

War Slavery Stand Up Stand Sin Say

On issues relating to taxes, you don't always speak with one voice.

Voice Speak You Always Taxes Issues

In life, I'd much rather have people laughing at me than booing me.

Life People Me Laughing Rather Than

Things change; your priorities change in life. So I'd never think of riding 100 miles on Christmas Day now, because I've got two kids, and it's selfish.

Bradley Wiggins

Life Change Day Selfish Think Never

I don't like to dump the dressing on top of the greens. Instead, I pour it against the side of the bowl - using only enough to glaze the leaves - then toss.

Enough Top Dressing Side Against

My grandfather was a polygamous man, and he had two wives, and between him and his two wives, we are about 200 or so in our family.

Family Man Grandfather Him Two He

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