Jo Brand Quotes

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days.

Jo Brand

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PeopleSayingYouMatterLuckyDays

The best alpinists are the ones with the worst memories.

Jimmy Chin

MemoriesBestWorst

You wanna get diarrhoea? Eat industrial food.

Joel Salatin

FoodYouEatIndustrialGetWanna

I'm not concerned that my stuff isn't extreme. I don't want to be heavy. I can't think of another attitude to have toward an audience than a hopeful and a positive one. And if that includes such unfashionable things as sentimentality, well, I can afford it.

Robert Palmer

PositiveAttitudeThinkI CanWant

Over the years Woodstock got glorified and romanticised and became the event that symbolised Utopia. It's the last page of our collective memory of the age of innocence. Then things turned ugly and would never be the same again.

Ang Lee

AgeMemoryUglyInnocencePageOver

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming.

John Wooden

SuccessBestYouBecomeKnowingDid

Being a teenager is an amazing time and a hard time. It's when you make your best friends - I have girls who will never leave my heart and I still talk to. You get the best and the worst as a teen. You have the best friendships and the worst heartbreaks.

Sophia Bush

HeartTimeBestTeenAmazingYou

The problems of a period are the existential crises of what can be but hasn't yet been resolved; and regardless of how seriously we take that word 'resolved,' if there were not some new possibility, there would be no crisis - there would be only despair.

Rollo May

ProblemsNewCrisisSeriouslyTake

I would like to be remembered, if I am remembered at all, as being a catalyst for change in the world, change for good.

Rupert Murdoch

ChangeGoodI AmWorldRemembered

I really wanted to be the biggest, baddest guy - not to mess with anybody, just so nobody would mess with me.

Mike Daniels

MeNobodyMessGuyJustWould

We believe that the way you dress and the shoes you wear are not probable cause for questioning or arrest.

Luis Gutierrez

ShoesDressBelieveYouWayWear

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Judd Apatow

GreatSchoolFunPeopleCollege

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.

Jonathan Kozol

WinSmallEnoughMatterBattlesBig

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