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Robert Klein Quotes

I'm not against profanity. It's an important part of the language when used properly.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 8, 1942

Topics

Language Important Against Profanity

As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.

Parenting Personality Wife Pain You

It is only in the light of the inescapable fact of death that a person can adequately engage and enter upon the mysterious fact of life.

Life Light Death Person Mysterious

As you try to tweak your sleep one way or the other, you might be, you might be doing great - you might do better at remembering details of an event, but you might end up being poorer at abstracting the gist or the rules associated with it.

Great Sleep End Details Better You

I don't like touring and it seemed to be getting on top of me in a big way.

Me Way Top Big Like Touring

I pride myself in taking care of my mind, body and soul, and not just through exercise.

Myself Soul Mind Pride Care Body

Our pasta primavera was born when I promised fresh pasta with tomatoes and basil to critic Craig Claiborne, but we had no tomatoes.

Born Pasta Fresh Critic Our Had

I know that I come from mid-20th century America, urban, specifically downtown New York, specifically an Italian-American area, Roman Catholic - that's who I am. And a part of what I know is there's a decency to people who tried to make a living in the kind of world that was around us and also the Skid Row area of the Bowery; it impressed me.

Martin Scorsese

I Am New York People Me World Know

You have to respect people for what they do. Just because you don't like it, it's like, I don't like heavy metal too much, but I can still respect it.

Respect People You I Can Too Much

It is my goal to learn as much about the people I'm surrounded by. I am slowly widening who I am close with, and at the same time, growing further away from others.

Time I Am People Learn Goal Growing

I've made a point of not being, say what I refer to as a 'careerist' about anything.

Say Point Anything Being Made About

I bought a pair of Birkenstocks today - let's be real. I wanted a chunky sandal that was functional. That should tell you where I am at as far as fashion.

Today I Am Fashion You Real Tell

I think the philosophy that we don't know as much as we think we know resonates throughout my work.

Work Think Philosophy Know I Think

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