Robert Klein Quotes

I guess I'm pleased and proud of the respect of my peers, and that when I disappear from the scene or from this earth, I will have left a mark. They'll say, 'He did it well.' I like being funny; it opens people up.

Robert Klein

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FunnyRespectPeopleProudEarthUp

You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.

Stanislaw Lem

RoadsClimbReachYouDownLead

Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.

Stanley Marcus

PeopleStatisticsCustomersConsumers

As cognitive beings, we rationalise everything. So, I think that's why nemeses are, in general, fascinating to observe, because they decide to act on feelings that we, most of the time, rationalise.

Sofia Boutella

TimeThinkFeelingsWhyEverything

It's no good being the best actor in the world if nobody sees you because you didn't happen to be there at the right day when a part was being cast.

Roger Moore

GoodBestDayWorldYouNobody

A highway sign used to welcome people to New Haven, birthplace of President George W. Bush. But it was vandalized so much, it was finally taken down for good.

Matt Apuzzo

GoodWelcomePeopleDownNewUsed

Being an athlete, my job was to physically perform.

Mike Schultz

JobAthleteBeingPerformPhysically

Ah, it's too hard to pick a favorite president. It really is. It's like picking your favorite from a box of chocolates - I love all of them.

Mitt Romney

LovePresidentHardBoxLikeYour

Working improvisationally in my studio with dancers, it's completely different. We don't have any starting point; we don't have an end point. We don't have anything we are trying to show or do. The picture evolves from nowhere.

Lois Greenfield

EndPictureTryingStartingAnything

How an individual's reputation is protected online is too important and subtle a policy matter to be legislated by a high court, which is institutionally mismatched to the evolving intricacies of the online world.

Jonathan Zittrain

WorldReputationImportantMatter

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Don Herold

LoveGolfHerMayI Love

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.

Clifton Fadiman

CheeseMilkLeapImmortalityToward

'Evil Dead 1' was never supposed to have a sequel.

Bruce Campbell

EvilDeadNeverSupposedSequel

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