I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.
John Oliver
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I mean that what makes me a professional, but the market itself has been fabulous during this whole period and I've got to give the market credit before I give myself credit.
Jim Cramer
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I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling.
Jim Dale
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Try to open up your mind a little, and move away from rigid opinions of what people should do and be - unless you have been there.
Ann Rule
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The buyer, the prospect, the customer expects you to have knowledge of their stuff, not just your stuff.
Jeffrey Gitomer
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I was involved in school plays, but when I left school I did a couple of odd jobs as a baker's apprentice and then as a fruit market porter in Manchester.
John Thaw
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We become what we repeatedly do.
Stephen Covey
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Senator Arlen Specter hasn't really switched parties; he's simply realized he cannot win the Pennsylvania Republican primary election.
Michael Reagan
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Rather, I believe that it is very good, if, with the aid of his songs, we can be reminded, among other things, of the social conditions under which Schubert had to work.
Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau
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With 'American Idol,' you are on your toes a lot. People don't realize the amount of work.
Diana DeGarmo
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That's kind of how I see my workmanship: it's how many hours I put in that makes me better.
Demetrious Johnson
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New York has always been a city of change and a city about change, and it is a back-leading development. Nobody's going to want to come to New York if it looks like another strip mall.
Debbie Harry
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I was a single mom that raised two bright, beautiful, and compassionate girls.
Connie Stevens
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