John Oliver Quotes

If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate the information between the lines of insulting sentences.

John Oliver

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If we want to make Tiger Woods's or Al Gore's face, the best thing would be to have them come to our light stage so we can scan their faces for our database. But in a couple of hours, all we can do is find a face which looks similar and then correct it.

Jimmy Lai

LightBestWoodsFaceTigerFind

Never be haughty to the humble or humble to the haughty.

Jefferson Davis

HumbleNeverHaughty

I want everyone to look back and think that I was awesome.

Andy Roddick

ThinkLookBackWantAwesome

Love is all, it gives all, and it takes all.

Soren Kierkegaard

LoveLove IsTakesGives

I have three kids, so children's literature is a big part of my life.

Tracy K. Smith

LifeChildrenMy LifeLiteratureBig

I grew up reading comic books. Super hero comic books, Archie comic books, horror comic books, you name it.

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

HeroReadingNameYouHorrorUp

I am a very conscientious golfer. I count every stroke. I learned to play that way. That is the only way I can play. It taught me to be honest. There is no greater virtue than honesty.

Martin Sheen

HonestyI AmMeI CanPlayWay

I think at the point when they were first starting to talk about a movie, it was a little bit different back then.

Mike Judge

ThinkBackTalkFirstStarting

Gambling is legal and betting is legal, for what I bet.

Michael Jordan

LegalGamblingBetBetting

So I know all about the ups and downs of football, I know that one day I will be sacked.

Jose Mourinho

DayFootballUps And DownsKnowWill

Though we live in the world, we must not be of the world.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

LiveWorldMustThough

Nothing seems to come up to your expectations. But nothing I had heard about Hollywood was enough.

Conrad Veidt

ExpectationsEnoughHollywoodNothing

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