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I have occasionally - if ever I do interviews that are difficult or nerve-wracking - I take my wife's dog tags and have them in my pocket because it's a very quick way to realize that what I'm doing is not that important. It's not really worth getting stressed about because it's not, you know, war.

John Oliver

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I'll date whoever is attractive, as long as it's a man. But I'll be like Katy Perry from time to time and kiss a girl.

Jeffree Star

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When did I start comedy? I came out of the womb and did 10 minutes.

Andy Kindler

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We never worry about the big things, just the small things.

Travis Barker

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I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

Tom Leykis

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There's not much difference between what I appear to be on stage and what I am. I think people like that, that I'm not trying to pull a caper.

Tom Waits

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Yes, I've been in love, but I guess I'm too involved with myself and my work. I think I'm in love with my work, and I'm in love with the people I work with.

Robert Wilson

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I love 'Sunset Boulevard.' I love the writing, I love the performances, I love the camera work. I think it's a perfect movie.

Matt Bomer

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The Women's Sports Foundation has empowered so many young girls and women across the U.S. I benefitted from WSF with a travel and training grant when I was 12 years old. It really helped my family financially.

Michelle Kwan

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There's a voice inside children that knows right from wrong. I call it listening to your inner Jiminy Cricket. I tell my daughter, 'If you're thinking this is not the best idea, it probably isn't.'

Diane Lane

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I love being with artists because I'm always open to getting into something.

Dianne Reeves

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I have no ghost writers. I personally write every message and every piece of published mail.

David Wilkerson

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Every cabinet minister gets a mission statement from the Prime Minister.

Brian Mulroney

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