John Mulaney Quotes

I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera.

John Mulaney

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MeStandPlanCameraLookWay

Read a lot. Read broadly... Tell stories to your friends, and pay attention to when they get bored... Write a lot.

John Green

FriendsAttentionWritePay Attention

In Britain, the great hidden secret of talking animals and children's literature is how political it was in its bones, beneath the obvious cuteness.

Andrew O'Hagan

ChildrenGreatPoliticalTalking

It's not about how high you jump. It's about how high everyone else jumps.

Michael Israel

YouJumpEveryoneHighHowAbout

For a long time, I was shy about recording gospel music, because I didn't necessarily want to show the inside of my soul, Milsap revealed. But now, the spiritual side of me is really shining through.

Ronnie Milsap

MusicTimeSoulSpiritualMeLong

Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

ManExerciseBeliefJudgmentEvery

I'm a big admirer of S21, and I really also like Rithy Panh's work in general.

Joshua Oppenheimer

WorkBigLikeGeneralReallyAlso

Until the administration can articulate a coherent and convincing policy for closing Guantanamo, it should remain open.

Jason Chaffetz

ClosingOpenPolicyAdministration

Oh man, there's no shortage of craziness happening on the American landscape right now. I'll turn on the TV every day or check out the newspaper, and there is something to find humor in or something to find absolute fear in. Either way, it makes for good comedy.

Jordan Klepper

GoodFearHumorDayManAmerican

Family things are always tough, and they're always tough to address, let alone on a TV show.

Jordan Rodgers

FamilyAloneToughAlwaysThingsTV

Children go from being a kind of cultural protectorate to the Junior Auxiliary of the tube-watching nation at large, and programs are designed for them on the same principle as they're designed for grown-ups: as a way to sell eyeballs to advertisers.

Jonathan Dee

ChildrenGoKindWayNationSame

Songs say what our emotions can't. I love that about music.

Delilah

LoveMusicEmotionsSaySongsOur

I'm really loud. I can't sing softly.

Chris Young

SingLoudReallySoftly

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