Jordan Klepper Quotes

Oh man, there's no shortage of craziness happening on the American landscape right now. I'll turn on the TV every day or check out the newspaper, and there is something to find humor in or something to find absolute fear in. Either way, it makes for good comedy.

Jordan Klepper

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Obama will win the 2012 election, thanks in part to the tech community rallying behind him due to issues like SOPA, visas, and free speech.

John Battelle

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I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.

Joel Kinnaman

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The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant.

Maximilien Robespierre

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I have a brother-in-law who lives in Spain.

Michael Gove

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It is very important to lead the field and innovate in game design.

John Romero

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Soon it will be a sin of parents to have a child that carries the heavy burden of genetic disease. We are entering a world where we have to consider the quality of our children.

Robert Edwards

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Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.

Mickey Spillane

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All experiment is made on a basis of tradition; all tradition is the crystallization of experiment.

Louis MacNeice

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Being sober is not a struggle for me.

Josh Gordon

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If black people mistrust white people, they are mistrusting racism, and that is appropriate.

Jasmine Guy

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I feel at home when I go to London.

Didier Drogba

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But Germany will always suffer, I fear, from the intensely dramatic character of the crimes of the Third Reich.

Douglas Hurd

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