Maz Jobrani Quotes

Coming from an immigrant background, where a lot of parents don't want their kids to be comedians, success was just showing my mom that I could make a living. I was like, if I can get my mom off my back, that was my success.

Maz Jobrani

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SuccessParentsMomBackI CanWant

Maybe love is just about finding the person you can be your weird self with.

Matt Haig

LoveLove IsSelfWeirdFindingYou

The problem is Donald Trump was an outsider to politics. He really didn't have a team of seasoned political veterans around him who had worked together and knew how to work together and get something done.

Ana Navarro

WorkTogetherPoliticsTeamProblem

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

Ambrose Bierce

WordsQuotationActRepeating

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.

Russell Baker

AmericaMassesSportOpiate

Being abroad makes you conscious of the whole imitative side of human behavior. The ape in man.

Mary McCarthy

ManBehaviorYouHuman BehaviorSide

Remember what Obamacare gave you. Obamacare gave you insurance but not health care. A lot of folks who were technically insured either couldn't afford the premiums or couldn't afford the copay.

Mick Mulvaney

HealthCareRememberInsuranceYou

Mirth is like a flash of lightning, that breaks through a gloom of clouds, and glitters for a moment; cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity.

Joseph Addison

MomentCloudsMindSerenityKindUp

I can eat whatever I want, and I don't get over 145 pounds. A lot of the guys who fight at 125 pounds, they get pretty big, and when it gets closer to the fight, they're walking around at 135 pounds. For me, I try to stay the same weight I typically walk around at.

Demetrious Johnson

WalkFightMeWalkingI CanWant

I do think that exercise is important, not only to keep you in shape but also for your state of mind. However, I am not fanatical about it.

Donatella Versace

I AmMindThinkExerciseYouShape

I'm just glad I've had these opportunities to be geeks in some really awesome movies.

Christopher Mintz-Plasse

OpportunitiesMoviesAwesomeJust

Create your own method. Don't depend slavishly on mine. Make up something that will work for you! But keep breaking traditions, I beg you.

Constantin Stanislavski

WorkYouCreateWillDependOwn

I remember being in Hollywood at the age of 16 and marveling at the stars. The idea of being part of it never entered my mind. It was too far-fetched.

Bryan Adams

StarsAgeMindRememberHollywood

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