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Maz Jobrani Quotes

I don't consider myself an Iranian comedian; I consider myself a comedian who happens to be of Iranian descent.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 26, 1972

Topics

Myself Who Happens Comedian Iranian

To be successful in football, you have to do things that put the team first. Everyone has to play their role, and if they don't do it, you're not going to win.

Football Team Win You Play First

In order to be respected, authority has got to be respectable.

Authority Order Got Respected

I have been in Congress for more than a half century. I have lived through times of fear and times of hope. Of despair and of achievement. I have seen our government at its best, but today I fear that we see our government at its worst.

Fear Today Hope Best Achievement

Right now, there are a limited number of customers for Canadian oil. Due to simple geography - and without the pipeline - it's really only cost effective for Canadian oil producers to sell their oil to North American customers, mostly American Midwesterners.

Simple American Now Geography Oil

I'm set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it's easy.

Money Doing Easy Up Where Set

People want to have a good time, they want to party with their friends, but they also want to learn something.

Good Time People Learn Friends Want

If it weren't for 'Cuckoo's Nest,' it would be very difficult for me. It gave me a cushion to live at my artistic pace and not fear I wouldn't have money to live on.

Fear Live Money Me Nest Difficult

My father was truly a great man. I remember one day putting my feet in my father's shoes. I was amazed at the size. Would I ever be big enough to fill his shoes? Could I ever grow into the man my father was? I wondered.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

Father Great Shoes Day Man Feet

Monorail tracks are prefabricated and can be erected relatively quickly: Simply dig a hole every 120 feet or so, plop down a column, and lift the track into place. Because the systems operate above traffic, collisions with errant motorists are never an issue. The trains are automated, saving millions in labor costs in the long run.

Brendan I. Koerner

Feet Long Down Place Labor Run

In many organisms, including man, the mechanical respiration and the circulation of the blood are 'regulated' so as to correspond to the demand of the moment.

Moment Man Blood Mechanical Demand

I think it's good to do your own thing and want to be different, and not look like everyone else.

Good Think Be Different Look Want

When I work with young people, I grab energy from them by the handsful.

Work People Energy Young Grab Them

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