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Maz Jobrani Quotes

I was in awe of my father. His generosity was beyond anything I ever could imagine. The reason I say he's like Don Corleone is he was always breaking off hundreds. I'd be like, 'Hey Dad, I'm going to McDonald's with my friends,' and he'd just whip out a hundred: 'Here, go, have fun.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 26, 1972

Topics

Father Fun Generosity Have Fun Go

Sometimes you have to blame yourself before you can blame others.

Yourself Blame You Sometimes Others

Shout out to Daryl Hall. He is the best. One of my true musical heroes. He comes from the Philly area so when it comes to true soul, the guy obviously is the expert.

Mayer Hawthorne

Best Soul True Heroes Expert Out

I can open up any can of worms and get people upset.

People I Can Upset Open Up Get

When new things come along, some people always want the newest of the new - 'This is what I've been waiting for!' - and some people don't want or need the change - 'I like my old one.'

Change New Things Waiting People New

I played trumpet in school once because I joined band because a cute boy played trumpet too. And I was really bad at trumpet.

Cute School Bad Boy Band Trumpet

Disney has made $2 billion on 'Grey's Anatomy.' I don't have $2 billion.

Grey Anatomy Made Billion Disney

Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.

Travel Think Never Travelers

I turn on the radio. I'm a really big fan of old-fashioned dial radio. I love WNYC and NPR and also 88.3 in New York, which is the jazz station, and it's usually good for background music. If I'm not in New York City or by a traditional radio, I'll stream it on my phone, although I usually try not to look at my phone first thing in the morning.

Love Good Music Morning New York

From the start, I was focused on getting the Good Housekeeping Seal. I wanted to go on TV and tell everyone that the Miracle Mop had it. Now, I can proudly say 26 of my products have been approved!

Good Start I Can Go Say Focused

Every user of the river down here understands that a healthy river is absolutely vital for a healthy economy and a healthy tourism industry.

River Down Healthy Economy Industry

I used to work at this store called Music Plus in San Clemente, California, when I was growing up, and then they became Blockbuster Music, and, like, you had to get a haircut to work there, and at the time I had some pretty long hair. So after that policy was imposed, I knew that was going to be my last summer working there.

Work Music Time Growing Up Hair You

Global traffic has become very networked, very connected.

Dennis Muilenburg

Traffic Connected Become Global Very

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