Maz Jobrani Quotes

A lot of times in Hollywood, when casting directors find out you're of Middle Eastern descent, they go, 'Oh, you're Iranian? Great. Can you say, 'I will kill you in the name of Allah?'' I could say that, but what if I were to say, 'Hello, I'm your doctor.'

Maz Jobrani

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GreatDoctorNameYouFindGo

The aggressive, unprovoked acts of violence against Israel by Hezbollah and Hamas are revealing. It is clear they don't want peace, but rather seek the ultimate destruction of Israel.

John Boehner

PeaceViolenceWantAggressiveSeek

We all have to stand by our life's work as the true test of what we have done for the world.

Matthew Lesko

LifeWorkWorldStandDoneTrue

It has never made any sense to argue that, unique among the people of the world, Arabs are more concerned on a day-to-day basis about the treatment of people they don't know than they are about how they're going to put food on their own tables, or whether their sons will ever find a job.

John Podhoretz

FoodJobPeopleWorldUniqueFind

I just love getting dirty.

Robin Wright

LoveDirtyJustGetting

I think there is sort of a disconnect in this country between people that served in the military, understand the culture of it and what it is, and the people who only know what they see on the news and read - and they don't really get a feel for the culture.

Ron Livingston

CulturePeopleThinkFeelCountry

Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.

Mike Judge

NameThreeKidNeighborhoodAway

I grew up on Section 8 housing, food stamps, welfare, and dealing with social services. I never had a Christmas. I never had a birthday.

Logic

BirthdayFoodChristmasNeverUp

If you're going to spend your time, spend your time getting smarter.

Judy Sheindlin

TimeYouGoingSmarterYourSpend

Anybody who knows me knows my vote can't be bought.

Judy Davis

MeVoteWhoKnowsAnybodyBought

I feel like I delivered a blow, an unfortunate blow to a profession that not only did I personally love doing but that I value for society.

Jayson Blair

LoveValueSocietyFeelDoingOnly

What you need to do in conflict resolution is to bring the people who believe that the answer to their political ambitions will be achieved through violence into a frame of mind that they accept that their political ambitions will be delivered by politics.

Des Browne

PoliticsPeopleMindConflictYou

I don't know if I want to get married again.

Doris Day

KnowWantGetAgainGet Married

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