Andy Dick Quotes

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.

Andy Dick

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 21, 1965

Topics

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Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures. And we as a society believe all God's creatures should be treated humanely.

Joe Moore

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When I started doing my work years ago, I had doubts as to whether the informed-consent question was answerable.

Jock Sturges

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If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.

Jennifer Lopez

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Listening is not just hearing what someone tells you word for word. You have to listen with a heart. I don't want that to sound touchy-feely; it is not. It is very hard work.

Anna Deavere Smith

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I've learned that even the word 'jubilee' used in connection with the Reformation can give rise to discussions.

Angela Merkel

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Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Andy Warhol

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But the Republic has its rules and it must not tolerate any abuse of them.

Jean-Pierre Raffarin

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Bergman movies were the most influential. They used to show at Goucher University, which was where my parents used to live. 'Brink of Life' was the first one I ever saw. Three pregnant women in a maternity ward and their misery - I love that. That is what I want to show at my funeral.

John Waters

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1% of the population has all the money and the other 99% have nothing.

Ron Perlman

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Success means making profits and avoiding losses.

Martin Zweig

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And a special thank you to the citizens of Massachusetts: You are paying all the taxes, creating all the jobs, raising all the children. This government is yours. Thank you for letting me serve you. I love this job.

Mitt Romney

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The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

Jon Stewart

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