American - Playwright | June 10, 1922 - January 5, 2003
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Jean Kerr
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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
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A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
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I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
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I have two trifling ambitions in the theater: to make a lot of people laugh and to make a lot of money.
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Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.
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The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
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Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
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