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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.

Jerry Seinfeld

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 29, 1954

Topics

Good Fun People You Can Do It Comedy

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

Joan Rivers

More Telephone Chinese Than Taylor

Michael is a gift from Allah, and he is taking him back. The world didn't appreciate him.

Jermaine Jackson

World Gift Appreciate Back Allah He

Too much is demanded by the critic, attempted by the poet.

John Crowe Ransom

Too Much Critic Poet Much Too

When I write a screenplay - and I think this is true for a lot of people - you direct the movie. That's what writing a screenplay is.

John Patrick Shanley

People Writing Think You True Write

I'm from New York City. I grew up in the city. Suburban life was very odd to me.

Max Joseph

Life New York City Me New Up

I went to Salford Tech. They did a two-year performing arts course. I went there singing and dancing - I had a terrible time. I turned up in green dungarees and German power boots. I was into prog rock at the time - Gong and Hawkwind - and I was clumping around.

Maxine Peake

Power Time Green Singing Boots Rock

I am very uncomfortable being romantic. I can be funny; I can be all over the place. I can be anything but romantic.

Amruta Khanvilkar

Funny Romantic I Am Uncomfortable

The biggest thing I learned at Wisconsin was, it's all who you work for, not where you work or what level.

Stan Van Gundy

Work You Where Level Who Wisconsin

Fewer jobs, at lower pay. That's what Obamacare means.

Robert Zubrin

Pay Means Obamacare Jobs Lower

I personally feel like an exorcism movie without God is like a western without hats. Sure, you can do it, but why would you try?

Ron Livingston

God You Can Do It Feel Hats You Why

The person who has inspired me my whole life is my Mom, because she taught me commitment. She sacrificed.

Mike Krzyzewski

Life Commitment Me Mom Person She

To rush to throw away your magazine business and move it on the iPad is just sheer insanity and insecurity and fear.

Jann Wenner

Fear Business Insecurity Insanity