Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

When I was a comic in the 1980s, I was on the road somewhere every day, and I'd get back to the hotel, and it was Carson and Letterman, and I looked forward to that all day.

Jerry Seinfeld

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When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Joaquin Phoenix

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As much as we may want to withdraw into a world of pure problem solving, we have to acknowledge that the most successful architectures are the ones you can actually convince someone to implement.

Jesse James Garrett

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I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.

Jerry Doyle

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I want the reader to be in the shoes of everyday people who are facing incredible dangers and wonder if they would make the same choices.

Jeff Abbott

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People sometimes forget all the films that we've done. They remember the likes of 'Malcolm X' and 'Do the Right Thing.' But I've been working since 1986. From the beginning, I was determined to not just be a flash in the pan. I've got to keep up with Woody Allen. He's lapping me.

Spike Lee

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I am very outspoken, can be pretty stubborn at times and also very straightforward. I am pretty outgoing and love partying.

Roop Durgapal

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I worked for 22 years with Sol Berson.

Rosalyn Sussman Yalow

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Laos is a country where everything is eaten. When I came back, I would find myself chopping parsley and thinking: 'Why am I throwing these stems away? They're perfectly edible.'

Ruth Reichl

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I definitely don't want to be compared with Dele anymore.

Ruben Loftus-Cheek

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I'm the kind of guy who likes to have a little friendly banter, even with someone I disagree with.

Mike Gallagher

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You notice how liberals keep saying, 'If only Islam would have a Reformation' - it can't have one. It says it can't. It's extremely dangerous in that way.

Christopher Hitchens

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Humility is the armour that you clothe yourself with throughout your life. We demean each other rather than lift up ourselves.

Anthony Carmona

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