Joan Rivers Quotes

I do a lot of lectures on survival. I always say you can't change what happened, so have a little wallow, feel very sorry for yourself, and then get up and move forward. You can't change what happened.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

ChangeYourselfSorryForwardYou

I think too many people edit themselves way too soon. There's plenty of time to edit, and it is a crucial part of it all, too.

Jill McCorkle

TimePeopleThinkWaySoonEdit

As a Middle Eastern male, when you're in a Chuck Norris movie of the week, you know you're going to die.

Maz Jobrani

DieWeekYouKnowGoingMiddle

I know lots of people who've never been lucky enough to get to this stage in their life. And I'm not gonna hide it for anybody.

Shirley Manson

LifePeopleEnoughHideKnowLucky

This gun is liberty; hold for certain that the day when you no more have it, you will be returned to slavery.

Toussaint Louverture

DaySlaveryGunYouLibertyWill

Robert Osborne either has the best job in the world, or comes very close. As millions of viewers know, Osborne is the resident host of the great Turner Classic Movies (TCM) channel, the most reliable source of pure enchantment in the cable universe.

Tom Shales

GreatBestJobWorldUniverseKnow

Every health threat has a different nature and characteristic and appropriate response. Zika is a particular risk to pregnant women who reside in or thinking of traveling to places where Zika is spreading.

Tom Frieden

NatureWomenHealthThinkingPlaces

The best team I played in was the Brazilian one in 2002; we felt that we could always score. It was a team without any vanity - or individuals.

Ronaldo

BestTeamVanityAlwaysWithout

We are going to find, I think, several different kinds of Crohn's disease.

Mary Ann Mobley

ThinkFindGoingDifferentDisease

I've worked with children all my life.

Denzel Washington

LifeChildrenMy LifeAll My Life

I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word.

Denis Leary

BestSenseWordCatholic

I don't really try to pattern myself after any particular person. I pretty much make it up as I go along.

Dean Ambrose

MyselfPersonGoTryUpPretty

There's somebody out there for everyone.

Brody Jenner

EveryoneOutSomebody

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