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Maz Jobrani Quotes

As a Middle Eastern male, when you're in a Chuck Norris movie of the week, you know you're going to die.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 26, 1972

Topics

Die Week You Know Going Middle

People for the most part can smell lies.

People Smell Lies Most Part

The United States has never prioritized or failed to pay any obligation when due during a debt limit impasse. Despite the institutional risks and the lack of clear legal authority, we assume that Treasury will attempt to prioritize payments in a last-ditch effort to avoid default.

Risks Effort Legal Authority Limit

People tell me, 'You better lose weight if you want to run for mayor.' I said, 'I got the Chris Christie look.'

John Catsimatidis

People Me Better You Lose Look

I almost turned down '8 Mile.' I was due to start 'ER,' and I learned they really wanted me to be in '8 Mile.' I didn't know Eminem; I just knew he was a rapper and saw what everyone else saw in the media. I thought they were just trying to capitalize on his popularity.

Me Start Thought Media Trying Down

Johnny Cash was a good man. He tried to live up to his faith. It was just difficult.

Good Live Faith Man Good Man Up

I'm not going to say I was opposed to the Vietnam War. I'm going to say I'm opposed to war. But I'm also opposed to protests that deny other people their rights.

War People Say Vietnam War Rights

It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with.

Giving Play Kind Whatever Us Toy

That reasonably intelligent and well-meaning young people are willing to call white black is a matter of concern. It raises questions about our ways of education and about the values that guide our conduct.

Education People Black Questions

Lady Gaga is phenomenal. From the first day I met her, she was lightning in a bottle.

Day Lady She First Lightning Her

I've been a reporter for 20 years, and I don't ever get things wrong. That's important in terms of my professional status.

Wrong Professional Important Years

This does not come naturally. I have to work out 60 to 90 minutes at least five days a week and stick to a high- fiber, low-calorie eating plan.

Work Eating Plan Week Out High

I think it's always important to constantly keep the band on their toes and try new things that you hope will work. That's how 'Apologize' was born, and maybe down the line another little song will be born by that mentality. I've always really liked that song.

Work Hope New Things Song Think You

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