Jo Brand Quotes

The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet.

Jo Brand

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The last thing I want to do is complain; I love what I do, and I know every job comes with a downside. But boy, this one's a doozy...You pull out of your driveway, and the paparazzi literally chase you, running red lights - I'm a really careful driver, especially with my kids in the car, but I worry they're going to cause an accident.

Jennifer Garner

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My parents divorced when I was 3 years old. They had a lounge act in Las Vegas, where I was born. The band broke up and the marriage dissolved, and my mother, my sister and I moved to Southern California. And I didn't see my dad a lot growing up; he was on the road a lot. I'd see him every couple years.

Jenny Lewis

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I think there are ways that graduate students can fact-check their work. I think there are ways that we can do this that don't require massive amounts of resources.

Matthew Desmond

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The real important thing about Digital-Original publication goes beyond the fact that authors make more money off each sale than through traditional publishing. It's that we get to bypass a system of gatekeepers who have more than 'quality' as criteria for what they choose.

Michael A. Stackpole

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Baseball skills schizophrenically encompass a pitcher's, a batter's and a fielder's.

John Updike

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Sometimes success means having the right idea in the right place at the right time. Other times, it's about not being afraid to quit and move onto something new.

John Rampton

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No serious futurist deals in prediction. These are left for television oracles and newspaper astrologers.

Alvin Toffler

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I remember girls watching it in high school, and I thought the basketball part of the show was cool. And lo and behold, a few years later, I found myself in 'Tree Hill' land.

Stephen Colletti

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I was well known to African Americans before Bill Clinton discovered me. He was like Christopher Columbus riding up on something he didn't understand.

Sister Souljah

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I enjoy tennis, though don't play very often nowadays, and skiing... oh yes and swimming.

Roger Moore

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Everybody I know is a joke writer.

Ron White

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Privacy was in sufficient danger before TV appeared, and TV has given it its death blow.

Louis Kronenberger

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