Damning taxes is a piece of cake. It's defending them that's hard.
Jill Lepore
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
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In winter, the stars seem to have rekindled their fires, the moon achieves a fuller triumph, and the heavens wear a look of a more exalted simplicity. Summer is more wooing and seductive, more versatile and human, appeals to the affections and the sentiments, and fosters inquiry and the art impulse.
John Burroughs
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I wanted to be in 'Star Wars' when I was six years old. I asked my mom for two years, and she told me I was crazy.
Jennette McCurdy
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I was inspired by Cary Grant. I wanted to do the kind of work he did and to work in light-hearted roles, in comedies.
Robert Vaughn
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President Bush has had an outstanding Secretary of State in Colin Powell and there are not many people who could replace him, making Condoleezza Rice an excellent choice.
Mike Crapo
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Until computers and robots make quantum advances, they basically remain adding machines: capable only of doing things in which all the variables are controlled and predictable.
Michio Kaku
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People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.'
Miranda Hart
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We're all amateur investigators. We scan bookshelves, we ogle trinkets left out in the open, we calculate the cost of furniture and study the photographs on display; sometimes we even check out the medicine cabinet.
Lisa Lutz
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Wisconsin's a special place.
Brett Favre
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Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
Aristotle
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When you first meet someone, it's always about one-upmanship. The couple tries to impress each other.
Ali Fazal
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I could start a war in 30 seconds. But some countries spend 100 years trying to find peace. Just like good manners, peace has to be learned.
Sylvester Stallone
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