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Joe E. Lewis Quotes

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american

Topics

Money Poverty Buy One Thing Only

I don't think families can earn enough money with one wage-earner any more. I also think there are a lot of men who don't want to bust their butts and do that kind of work. They want to stay home with the kids, but guys who do want to do that aren't looked up to as the masculine kind of guy, and that's a shame.

Work Home Money Men Think Enough

I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computers and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.

Good Friend Humor Together Computers

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

Good Story Trouble Good Story Dull

Singing intimately is almost like thinking into a microphone, so it helps to have the song buried inside you.

Singing Song Thinking You Inside

Fashion is an incredibly tough, unforgiving industry.

Fashion Tough Industry Unforgiving

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

Humor People Sense Of Humor Lost Met

Nowhere is the power of the Internet for improving people's lives more evident than in health care.

Power Health People Care Internet

At 155, I will be the same animal, an even better animal.

Animal Better Will Same Even

The chances of a bank going out of business are extremely slim, but it's always a good idea to spread around major sums so every penny is backed by insurance.

Good Business Insurance Penny Out

From the beginning of puberty, I did really badly in school. I was super dyslexic; I was in special ed. I had a hard time reading and writing, so I thought that my self worth was in my looks, how I presented myself, and how other people perceived me.

Time Myself Beginning School People

I suppose, in a way, one could say I may be less interested in my career than the audience is. Not to mean that I'm disinterested in my career, but I don't see it in terms of one stepping stone or, 'Now I'm going to go into my blue phase,' or what have you.

Blue You Stone Career Go Say

I studied with the idea of becoming a Catholic priest.

Priest Becoming Idea Catholic

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