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Joe E. Lewis Quotes

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american

Topics

Remember Chasing Still Them

We don't ever want to be this political band. We're just a bunch of dudes.

Political Want Band Just Ever Dudes

I take a real interest in the possibilities of teaching - including the practice of bringing creative writing, and serious reading, into the classroom. I am persuaded that since language is alive, much of the challenge has already been met by the poets and novelists we read.

Challenge Creative I Am Practice

It's not okay to be fat - not because of the way you look, but because it's unhealthy. I have experienced hormonal problems, bad skin, immense laziness, and back and knee pain. It's not fine to be too fat or too thin! Anything in extremes is wrong. I am afraid of putting on weight because I don't want to develop health problems.

Health Pain I Am Problems Fat Look

Alabama farmers want a chance to complete fairly in Japan, but they can't if the Japanese won't let us in.

Chance Want Farmers Alabama Complete

Art is the human disposition of sensible or intelligible matter for an esthetic end.

Art End Matter Human Sensible

I was raised middle-class in a small town. I have all my same friends from high school. I'm close with my family. I'm dating a normal girl. So I want to feel people think I'm a man of the people. Because I feel that way.

Family Girl Man Dating School Small

Our failings sometimes bind us to one another as closely as could virtue itself.

Luc de Clapiers

Failure Sometimes Virtue Us Our

I was an awkward kid.

I was concerned about who he would put in there as FBI director because he had expressed antipathy for the FBI, for the director. I was going to stay there and make sure that he couldn't replace me.

Me Director FBI Stay Going Sure

My view is that Roe v. Wade had no basis in law or fact.

Law View Fact Wade Roe Had

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

Johnny Knoxville

Famous Comedy Career Out Up Little

There's something liberating about not pretending. Dare to embarrass yourself. Risk.

Yourself Dare Risk Pretending About

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