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Jim Gaffigan Quotes

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 7, 1966

Topics

Baby Someone Hands You Know Imagine

The creative processes are so mysterious.

Creative Mysterious Processes

Video games have always been a part of my life.

Life Video Games My Life Games Been

My school reports always used to point out that my concentration levels were appalling. I never listened in class because I was always daydreaming about racing. I never thought for a moment about doing anything else. There was no guarantee that I'd make a career in it but I never had any plan B.

Moment School Thought Doing Plan

Link to your competitors and say nice things about them. Remember, you're part of an industry.

Remember You Nice Say Industry Your

Politics is a blood sport.

Politics Blood Sport

Because of all the concurrent stories going in 24 and its fast pace, it can be complicated in terms of the story, so I thought sound could help with the storytelling.

Stephen Hopkins

Story Thought Help Fast Complicated

Hidden nature is secret God.

Nature God Hidden Secret

My biggest worry is that we have to keep making good music, and I want to do well, but I wonder if I will be able to.

Good Music Worry Wonder Want Will

It's always been my expectation to be the top guy, the face of the company, the one with all of that responsibility. But that should be everybody's goal. I didn't get into this to just be in the middle of the pack. If you want to do that, go work in a different line of work. This isn't the place to camouflage yourself.

Work Responsibility Yourself Face Go

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

Life My Life Nuts Most

I always felt like the wrestling business was better off with two viable mainstream promotions.

Business Better Wrestling Two Always

Most criticism of advertising is written in ignorance of what actually happens inside these agencies.

Michael Schudson

Ignorance Advertising Criticism Most

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