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Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: celebrity
Nationality: american
Birth: November 13, 1967

Topics

Funny Boss Think Authority Always

I have no intention of making vampires cool. Absolutely not. They're not cool.

Cool Intention Absolutely Making

I feel arrogant trying to give people advice.

People Advice Feel Trying Arrogant

I'm not full on 'Jersey Shore' Jersey, but in my heart, my bangs are so feathered with tons of hairspray. My husband says that whenever I get tired, it comes out.

Heart Tired Husband Out Shore Bangs

You never hear of a live-action studio that has been making so-so films looking over at a studio that's making great movies and going, 'Oh, we see the difference - we're using a different camera.'

Great Looking Camera You Movies See

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.

People Think You Website Write Post

Everything bad happens to set up something good. I've always found that to be true. I think if most folks look back on the history of their lives, they'll see that.

Good History Think Be True Look Bad

What is said by the person holding a megaphone inciting a crowd, or what is said by someone who incites a rumour? And what is the difference between that person and me, sitting in my room imagining something, telling a story?

Me Story Someone Person Sitting

Style can change your look, certainly, but it can also change your life.

Life Change Style Look Your Also

I hit rock bottom, but thank God my bottom wasn't death.

Stevie Ray Vaughan

God Death Thank God Rock Bottom Hit

Mystery is but another name for ignorance; if we were omniscient, all would be perfectly plain!

Ignorance Name Mystery Would Plain

The Indian music market is very film-oriented, and any other creative music venture doesn't receive enough support. I'd rather do singles and put them on my website.

Music Creative Support Enough Market

I think even if I was to go out there and win the Olympics, everyone's still going to remember the pre-race routine that I do and the video that went viral, so, y'know, that's alright for me.

Michelle Jenneke

Me Win Think Remember Routine Go

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