Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

Jimmy Kimmel

Recitation: by Male by Female

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FunnyDirtyNeedReally

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

Jimmy Buffett

TodayTimeReadingAlwaysLeisure

When you look at the world, the world isn't just one palette. It's a beautiful rainbow, and why not have someone to represent that rainbow?

Joan Smalls

BeautifulRainbowWorldSomeoneLook

I'm not a prude.

Jennifer Coolidge

Prude

The way I need to look, it's a very personal thing. When I started experimenting, it was to make myself feel happy, to look in the mirror and be satisfied. I never did drag or anything like that. It was always that I wanted to be pretty, to look beautiful, as a girl would want to.

Andreja Pejic

GirlBeautifulMirrorMyselfHappy

The only thing you need to set up a business school is a warm body and a piece of chalk.

John Quelch

BusinessSchoolWarmYouBodyNeed

The most successful detectives owe their success to noticing small signs. Scouts are natural detectives and never let the smallest detail escape them. These small things are called by Scouts 'Sign.'

Robert Baden-Powell

SuccessSmall ThingsDetailSmall

A live performance is the same no matter what genre it is. Wrestling, rock 'n roll, hosting, acting - it's the same thing.

Chris Jericho

LivePerformanceActingRockMatter

When you see Pep on TV or read his words in the newspaper, it is the portrait of a man who is the ultimate professional. But when you work with him, you don't just come to see him as a coach. You learn about his qualities as a man. It is that side of Pep Guardiola that the people on the outside don't get to see.

David Silva

WorkWordsManPeopleLearnYou

Police brutality is definitely still very alive and active.

Algee Smith

PoliceAliveActiveBrutalityStill

Our friendships are really the epicenter of our social world and emotional lives.

Susanna Fogel

WorldEmotionalSocialFriendships

Find fitness with fun dancing. It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise.

Paula Abdul

FitnessFunExerciseYouFindAbout

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

Tina Fey

BestMedicalSchoolBossBabyWay

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