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Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 19, 1974

Topics

Ugly People Saying Thank You You

I had this crazy job, though, when I first got to Los Angeles... I answered this ad in the back of the newspaper to be a telephone psychic, and I did that for two days.

Job Crazy Back Los Angeles Newspaper

The biggest tab the public picks up for fossil fuels has to do with what economists call 'external costs,' like the health effects of air and water pollution.

Health Water Pollution Economists Up

For years, I kept the two separate: Michael Horse the artist and Michael Horse the actor. I like the acting, but I'm an artist; that's my identity.

Identity Horse Artist Acting Actor

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

Hope Money Rich Better Unhappy Help

Regardless of your age, you can make better choices in the moment. Small decisions - about how you eat, move, and sleep each day - count more than you think. As I have learned from personal experience, these choices shape your life.

Life Age Moment Experience Day

I was learning things in school rather than learning how to teach myself, which is what you have to do in life, so I just abandoned it and did ceramics for a year and a half.

Michael Moschen

Life Learning Myself School Year

Typically, I'm put in high heels and a tight top, which is not my personality at all.

Personality High Heels Top High Put

I have no desire to write historical anything or futuristic anything - I want to find a way to get at the essence of what it's like to be alive now. The reason why great novels from centuries ago are still great is because that's what they were doing; it's like a message from another culture.

Great Culture Doing Find Alive Want

Writing is work and cooking is relaxing.

Diane Mott Davidson

Work Cooking Writing Relaxing

I love to go see films, even on my own. I just walk to the nearest cinema. There's nothing better than watching a movie alone; you can just sit there and zone in.

Love Alone Walk Better You Cinema

It's not the easiest thing to have two actors in a family.

Family Two Easiest Thing Thing

Every athlete, I think, would like to play forever. They never want to acknowledge that they've lost a step or they can't quite do what they did before.

Step Think Play Lost Want Athlete

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