Russian - Comedian | January 24, 1951 -
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
Yakov Smirnoff
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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