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Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: russian
Birth: January 24, 1951

Topics

Women American Doing Dream Never

When a government goes to war, particularly a democracy, it is the most solemn and awesome responsibility of our leaders - to decide to send our kids to go off and kill and die for us.

Responsibility Government War Die Go

I don't believe in voodoo.

Jennifer Hudson

A lot of the novels I admire are 'admirably provincial.'

Admire Novels Provincial Lot

Never again can the Republican Party simply write off entire segments of our society because we assume our principles have limited appeal. They have broad appeal. We need to be larger than that.

Society Party Principles Never Need

Make your mold. The best flux in the world will not make a usable shape unless you have a mold to pour it in.

Best World You Will Shape Mold

To wait idly is the worst of conditions.

Robert Falcon Scott

Wait Worst Conditions Idly

It often strikes me that the actors in high school movies look too old.

School Me High School Look Movies

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

You House Choice White Know Test

I'm not an expert in instruments, beat programming, or electronics. For some people it's all about doing it themselves. But for me, it's all about find the people that can help make my vision come true.

Vision People Me Doing Help Find

A stylist might say you look amazing in anything. Your family will always tell you if you look a complete idiot.

Family Amazing Idiot You Look Say

It was in Delhi when I started doing jingles and making money through music.

Music Money Making Money Doing Delhi

I was attracted to the bad boys, the troublemakers. You know, the ones that were really cute but didn't come home. So I have a couple of failed marriages under my belt, but that's OK.

Home Cute You Bad Know Come

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