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Wilson Mizner Quotes

American - Dramatist | May 19, 1876 - April 3, 1933

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

Something Restless Closet Skeleton

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

Life Party Him Always Over Winds

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

Clock Out Halfway Who Himself

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

Education Faith Respect Doubt You

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

Wisdom You Kind Difference Bar Turn

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

Women Power Water Tears World Most

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life Tough First Years Hardest

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.

Great Looking Small Look Desire

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.

Man People Ambition Him Master Get

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Judge I Can He Laughs Fellow

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Best Friends Way Away Keep Give

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